Best AMOG Technique EVER – AMOG Anyone.

by Steven on August 14, 2009 · No Comments

I’ve noticed that a lot of guys are concerned with being AMOGGED, and spend a considerable amount of time learning AMOG techniques.

Realising that I’m sadly lacking in this department myself -

(and therefore in grave danger of being humiliated by the next Alpha Male Of The Group I come across)

…I set about doing some urgent AMOG technique research.

There are some funny ones I’ve come across, which I can’t wait to use on LoGun.

For example, “Hey man, you don’t have to try so hard, we like you as you are.” I believe TD was credited with making that one up.

Not to be outdone by aforementioned Guru, I set about on a mission, no – PILGRIMAGE, to invent the World’s Most Potent AMOG Technique Ever (TM).

I wanted to go beyond AMOG. I wanted to discover a technique which would OBLITERATE any Alpha Male Of The Group ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

In essence, I wanted a few of my words to produce destruction on a scale no lesser than:

I thought about it some. And then some more. And it came to me.

The best AMOG technique EVER would certainly have to do with PREVENTION, rather than the CURE.

Right?

I mean, it’s one thing trying to have a verbal swordfight with another AMOG in a club. It is completely another to be so powerful as to make him not turn up to the swordfight altogether.

Here’s what I cam up with.

If you’re rolling through a club, uncomfortable with yourself, seeing “warm-up sets” instead of groups of people, and are stuck in your head about which attraction switch you must flip now to make them like you…

I can see how other guys would want to AMOG you. I’m sorry, but the next character like that who enters my group in a club I’ll AMOG myself.

But if you’re a cool dude, bringing light, positivity and spark with you into every group you enter, trying to find other cool people to hang with, doesn’t the whole idea of AMOGGING become barely relevant?

Sure, every now and then you’ll encounter guys who don’t want you to be in their group – perhaps because they feel like you’re cutting their grass. And that’s a valid point.

And my answer to it is – if your purpose for the evening is to give love, plus mix with other cool people in the venue, do you really need a pre-prepared line to AMOG some sour guy with?

Or can it be just a fleeting “Hey man, you look upset about something – what’s up?”.

So, the most powerful AMOG technique I could come up with was -

Don’t be a deuchebag.

To yourself and others.

Steven

P.S. I’m sure to receive some hate mail for this – and I welcome disagreements and commentary. Let’s talk about this; I’d like to flesh this idea out further. Send your email to steven at attractioninstitute dot org.