Inner Monologue Of A Natural (Who Used To Be A PUA) – As He Walks Into A Bar.

by Steven on August 18, 2009 · No Comments

inner-monologue-natural-pua OK, nice – I’m finally inside.

Mental note to self – I’m in this bar to have a good time, not pick up women.

Particularly not to run “game” to pick up women.

That routine-based PUA shit is so 2008.

I’m a natural now, a student of most cutting edge of seduction community content.

Surely natural game is not just a marketing gimmick created because the seduction community is so saturated with repackaged old stuff that they had to invent a new fad to repackage the old stuff in new and novel ways?

Nuh, of course not. Old routine-based stuff was all about manipulation and dishonesty. Being a natural is all about having a good time and being authentic. Hang on, but I still want to pork a girl, right?

DAMMIT DAMMIT, No-no-no, don’t think about that, going out to pork girls is bad.

I’m a natural and naturals are free of the outcome. They don’t care about getting results – which is precisely the reason they GET results.

He he he he. I’m onto those naturals and their little secret. DON’T FOCUS ON GETTING RESULTS TO GET RESULTS. It’s a clever little trick, innit?

I’m going to smoke all those PUAs who are still wasting their time being indifferent to women. OK. FUN. Right. Here we go.

“Hey you girls look smashing tonight. You can be my girlfriends for the next two minutes.”

He-he. They’re giggling. Being a natural WORKS! I learned that opener on the forums, but of course, this is a NATURAL opener.

Not like on of those routine openers about gay cats or girls fighting outside.

Damn, she is kinda cute, though, and I really want to pork her… don’t think about porking her, don’t think about porking her.

Repeat to yourself: You’re free of the outcome, you’re free of the outcome. YOU’RE FREE OF THE OUTCOME.

Should I give her an IOI? YES, I BELIEVE I SHOULD! I’m allowed to do it now, because that’s how naturals roll.

Naturals are not like those stone-age PUAs who have to be all evasive and manipulative about their intentions.

But I must IOI her based on something that I like about her. Hmm, what do I like about her? I haven’t been thinking much about that, I’ve been focusing on having fun and being unattached to the outcome.

OK, let’s think about that. What do I look for in a woman, really? Hmm, I never thought about that. This one has nice boobs. I just want to pork her bo … Aaaaargh.

Repeat to self: I just want to have fun and bring light and rhythm and energy to EVERYONE AROUND ME.

…So that I can get laid. Did I just think that? DAMMIT.

Anyway, where was I before this? What do I like about her? Aah, I’ll think about it later. Right now, I have to give her an IOI, and quickly.

“I like the fact that you’re a nurse. You must be one of those caring people, I like that.”

OK, a bit stunted, but not bad for a first set … I mean, woman. She is my warm-up set, I mean .. woman.

IOI fired away!

How is she reacting to the IOI? Hold it, hold it .. Hang on, I don’t care how she reacts – I’m just a high value guy who gives value freely. That’s right. So I just gave her some value.

Cool. Wait, where is the nurse going? Back to her friends, got it. Don’t panic. N-E-G that little sucker, she is making you look low value!!! No. No. You’re a natural now. No negging, buddy.

Ah, I got it. It’s OK that she is leaving, I wasn’t attached to the outcome anyway – right? Lucky me. I. Don’t Care. It would have been really nice to pork her, though…. SHHH.

Phew. Lucky I didn’t cling on to her like I would have in the past, because that would have demonstrated neediness. And women aren’t attracted to needy men.

I guess I was needy back then, back when I was a total AFC.

Good thing I have learned since then the difference in traits that an AFC demonstrates and a NATURAL demonstrates.

So, if I act like a natural, I will eventually BECOME one, right? RIGHT?

Hmm, sure, that sounds good. Sounds easy enough. Anyway, I’m too in my head now. What time is it anyway? Have to go home read more natural game theory…

Steven